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    Post by decayedFairytale* on Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:59 pm

    share kau ng jokes... hehe...

    "If others can,

    then I'm not others..."

    wahaha..korni.. XD

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    Post by ○○█ !bARRA █○○ on Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:20 pm

    ◘haha. kakatawa jOwk mO Aiks.! Very Happy

    Kriminal 1: Pare, sigurado ka bang dito dadaan yung papatayin natin?

    Kriminal 2: Oo, nagtataka nga ako, 1 oras na tayo dito wala parin siya!

    Kriminal 1: Sana naman wlang nangyaring masama sa kanya. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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    Post by ○○█ !bARRA █○○ on Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:28 pm

    ◘A lonely frog asks a psychic what his future holds.

    psychic: You will meet a girl who will hold you so tight and will want to know everything about you..

    frog: (excited) that's great..!!!Will I meet her in a party?

    psychic: NO...

    You will meet her in her biology class....
    mwahahahaha.!

    anghel ulit bungi


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    Post by ○○█ !bARRA █○○ on Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:32 pm

    ◘RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN'S ISSUE.HAHA.

    Si Chris Brown and Rihanna nag- KISS KISS. Tapos bigla silang nag-away, sabi tuloy ni Rihanna, just SHUT UP AND DRIVE but PLEASE DON'T STOP THE MUSIC. So itong si Chris Brown nagalit naman. Tapos hinagis ni Chris Brown bigla si Rihanna WALL TO WALL kasi SUPERHUMAN siya eh. After nun, sinakal ni Chris Brown si Rihanna hangga't sumigaw si Rihanna ng NO AIR! NO AIR!Gusto magsorry ni Chris Brown pero as usual, sabi lang ni Rihanna,TAKE A BOW and just go to REHAB..So ayun, nag-DISTURBIA silang pareho..
    lol! lol. woohoo

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    Post by Bryan on Sat Apr 04, 2009 5:47 pm

    ...dapat ihihiwalay ko to ng post pero dito na lang...

    A Sad Story

    merong family na may nanay tatay 2 yrs. old na anak na lalake at baby...

    si 2 yrs. old na boy nagseselos na kay baby kasi lagi na lang si baby ang pinapa-breastfeed ng nanay..

    so 1 day binalak niyang lagyan ng poison ang nipples ng kanyang ina para wala ng problema..

    so ginawa niya ang plano nang tulog na ang buong pamilya..

    kinabukasan nabalitaang PATAY NA ANG TATAY...

    malalaki na tayo kaya naiintindihan na natin to..

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    Post by SOULBREAKER.o17ü on Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:10 pm

    why is six afraid of seven?

    cause seven ATE nine! haha..corny.

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    Post by decayedFairytale* on Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:37 am

    ○○█ !bARRA █○○ wrote:◘haha. kakatawa jOwk mO Aiks.! Very Happy

    Kriminal 1: Pare, sigurado ka bang dito dadaan yung papatayin natin?

    Kriminal 2: Oo, nagtataka nga ako, 1 oras na tayo dito wala parin siya!

    Kriminal 1: Sana naman wlang nangyaring masama sa kanya. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

    adik!! XD XD XD kriminal b tlaga yan?! XD

    Lalaki 1 : Nakikita mo ba ito? (sabay pakita ng kanyang daliri sa kanyang kausap)

    Lalaki 2 : Oo naman.

    Lalaki 1 : Ede hindi ka bulag


    XD chorba... ang korni.. XD

    If i were a boy.. then i'm a gay..
    wala lang XD


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    Post by SOULBREAKER.o17ü on Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:25 am

    Pauper - Iho, palimos naman.
    Student - Ibibili nyo lang po ng sigarilyo.
    Pauper - Hindi ako naninigarilyo...
    Student - Siguro ibibili nyo po ng alak.
    Pauper - Hindi rin ako lasenggo...
    Student - Naku, malamang ibibili nyo ng droga!
    Pauper - Talagang wala akong bisyo...
    Student - Ganun po ba? Sumama kayo sa bahay.
    Pauper - Bakit?
    Student - Ipapakita ko kay Inay kung anung mangyayari
    sa taong walang bisyo!)

    chuchu..

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    Post by decayedFairytale* on Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:13 pm

    sa isang beauty contest... may isang dambuhalang girl ang sumali...

    Host: "Can I ask what's your vital statistic?"

    Candidate: "Ano number mo?"

    Host: "Bakit?"

    Candidate: "Text ko na lang sau. Dali..."


    XD Chorba...

    other version:

    Host: "Can I ask what's your vital statistic?"

    Candidate: "I'm sorry, my statistic is not vital. thank you"


    echos! XD

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    Post by  on Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:48 pm

    10 QUOTABLE QUOTES:
    better late than pregnant.
    pag may tyaga, gud luck!
    aanhin pa ang damo, kabayo ba ako?
    pag binati ka ng bato, kawawa ka naman.
    its better to give, much better to receive.
    cleanliness is next to godliness. Oiliness is next to blemishes.
    ang taong naglalakad na matulin, pawisin.
    pagkahaba-haba ng prusisyon, mauubusan din ng kandila.
    honesty…is such a lonely word.


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    Post by decayedFairytale* on Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:23 pm

    ayokong ibigay sa iba ang puso..

    dahil..

    mamatay ako, literally, duh!








    korni...


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    Post by . on Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:16 am

    wala akong alam na joke...e2 nalang


    Doc: For your health take only a cup of rice, lean meat and a saucer of kangkong. Fruits for dessert and lots of juice….

    Guy: Doc, shall I take them before or after meals?

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    Post by decayedFairytale* on Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:37 am

    Reporter: Ano na po balak niyo sa mga homeless?

    Guy: Marami, kaso may problema

    Reporter: Ano problema?

    Guy: Hirap hanapin, walang address eh!

    toinkz..


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    Post by  on Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:14 pm

    ***********************************************************************************
    Nagtalo ang mga hudyo at instik kung sino ang nauna sa mundo.
    Hudyo: kami, dahil kami ang nagpaku kay Hesus sa krus!
    Instik: aber, saan hardware kayo bili pako?
    ***********************************************************************************
    Promoter: Misis, kapag pinaghalo ang breeze at tide, bubula kaya?
    Misis: aba syempre!
    Promoter: Mali!
    Misis: Bakit naman?
    Promoter: Dahil walang tubig.
    ***********************************************************************************
    Nun riding a taxi.
    Driver: I’d like to ask a favor if I may, sister. I have always fantasized kissing a nun.
    Nun: OK. But first u have to be a catholic. Second, u hav 2 b single.
    Driver: I am both catholic and single.
    <>
    Driver: thank you sister. But I must admit I lied 2 u. I am married and a muslim.
    Nun: That’s OK. Im on my way to a costume party and my real name is Allan.
    ***********************************************************************************


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    Post by SOULBREAKER.o17ü on Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:42 pm

    ^^^haha!! chuchu.. XD lol.

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    Post by decayedFairytale* on Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:27 am

    [FM]No. 4 Pencil wrote:***********************************************************************************
    Nagtalo ang mga hudyo at instik kung sino ang nauna sa mundo.
    Hudyo: kami, dahil kami ang nagpaku kay Hesus sa krus!
    Instik: aber, saan hardware kayo bili pako?
    ***********************************************************************************
    Promoter: Misis, kapag pinaghalo ang breeze at tide, bubula kaya?
    Misis: aba syempre!
    Promoter: Mali!
    Misis: Bakit naman?
    Promoter: Dahil walang tubig.
    ***********************************************************************************
    Nun riding a taxi.
    Driver: I’d like to ask a favor if I may, sister. I have always fantasized kissing a nun.
    Nun: OK. But first u have to be a catholic. Second, u hav 2 b single.
    Driver: I am both catholic and single.
    <>
    Driver: thank you sister. But I must admit I lied 2 u. I am married and a muslim.
    Nun: That’s OK. Im on my way to a costume party and my real name is Allan.
    ***********************************************************************************

    ay! sister nga! malanjutay itech! XD


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    Post by [FM]thirteen on Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:49 am

    decayedFairytale* wrote:
    [FM]No. 4 Pencil wrote:***********************************************************************************
    Nagtalo ang mga hudyo at instik kung sino ang nauna sa mundo.
    Hudyo: kami, dahil kami ang nagpaku kay Hesus sa krus!
    Instik: aber, saan hardware kayo bili pako?
    ***********************************************************************************
    Promoter: Misis, kapag pinaghalo ang breeze at tide, bubula kaya?
    Misis: aba syempre!
    Promoter: Mali!
    Misis: Bakit naman?
    Promoter: Dahil walang tubig.
    ***********************************************************************************
    Nun riding a taxi.
    Driver: I’d like to ask a favor if I may, sister. I have always fantasized kissing a nun.
    Nun: OK. But first u have to be a catholic. Second, u hav 2 b single.
    Driver: I am both catholic and single.
    <>
    Driver: thank you sister. But I must admit I lied 2 u. I am married and a muslim.
    Nun: That’s OK. Im on my way to a costume party and my real name is Allan.
    ***********************************************************************************

    ay! sister nga! malanjutay itech! XD

    *bulging eyes*

    what-the-heck!?!

    anyway...


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    Post by *bLueprincess.nicx* on Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:22 pm

    nyc!!


    "may 3 joke akoh...

    joke joke joke -- sir sy!.." ahhahaha

    ^^ wla lang..

    gaya gaya?!

    di naman...

    i2 talgah, joke koh..

    >> stwrdes: sir r u done?
    passenger: no im joe...
    stwrdes: i mean r u finished??
    passenger: no, im a filipino.
    stwrdes: i mean r u through?!
    passenger: wat do u think of me fals?! oh common!!

    ^^

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    Post by .bad cheetah. on Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:39 pm

    wow... gumaganun ang thread na ito!

    The Exam

    Si Pedro at Cardo after the exam.
    Cardo: Perdo, nahirapan ka ba sa questions sa exam?
    Pedro: Hindi!
    Cardo: Ang galing mo naman!
    Pedro: Nahirapan ako sa answers!

    Spelling

    Teacher: Miguel spell horse!
    --Miguel: H....O....
    Teacher: Bilisan mo
    --Miguel: H....O....R...
    Teacher: Sabing bilisan mo
    --Miguel: Ya! Tigidig!!!Tigidig!!! Tigidig...

    Speaking Japanese - Filipino/English to Japanese translations:

    Manok - Sekken
    Mamaya - Sakana
    Joke - Biru
    Stereo - Akai
    Cook - Giza-giza
    Ayos - Furo oke
    Fingernail - Koko
    Laughed - Anata-wa
    This - Itto
    Small piece of cloth - Retasu
    Cornfield - Mais-san
    Hindi Masyado - Natsu
    Cigarette - Yoshi
    Ipagpaumanhin - Kamisori
    Is this your property? - Arimoto?
    Yes, this is my property.- Arikoto.
    Is this yours? - Sayobato?
    This is mine. - Sakinitu.
    Can I have it? - Akinato?
    You can have it. - Sayonato.
    Can we have it? - Saminato?
    You can have it. - Sanyonato
    You've grown so thin! - Kitanabutomo!
    We saw each other. - Kitakami.
    We had a big get-together. - Kitakitakami.
    That was my assumption. - Inakarako.
    We will boycott the election. - Kaminoboto.
    Are you a victim of discrimination? - Minamatakaba?
    I give up. - Sukonako.
    Ouch! - Haraiku!
    What a sad life it is. - Hainaku.
    Is this your car? - Otomoto?
    Is this my car? - Otokoto?
    Is this your noodles? - Mikimoto?
    I'll take this. - Kukuninkoto.
    This is my desk. - Itodesko.
    Speechless? - Wasabe?
    An ampalaya (bittermelon) - Kurukurubot
    What are your thoughts? - Kuru-kuromo?
    I am thinking. - Munimuniko.
    Are you playing the guitar? - Gigitaraka?
    Is this your underwear? - Jakeemoto?
    Are you annoyed already? - Iniskanabane?
    You're crazy!!! - Sirauromo!!!

    haha... korni yan!

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    Post by SOULBREAKER.o17ü on Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:04 pm

    •elias o.O'''• wrote:wow... gumaganun ang thread na ito!

    The Exam

    Si Pedro at Cardo after the exam.
    Cardo: Perdo, nahirapan ka ba sa questions sa exam?
    Pedro: Hindi!
    Cardo: Ang galing mo naman!
    Pedro: Nahirapan ako sa answers!

    Spelling

    Teacher: Miguel spell horse!
    --Miguel: H....O....
    Teacher: Bilisan mo
    --Miguel: H....O....R...
    Teacher: Sabing bilisan mo
    --Miguel: Ya! Tigidig!!!Tigidig!!! Tigidig...

    Speaking Japanese - Filipino/English to Japanese translations:

    Manok - Sekken
    Mamaya - Sakana
    Joke - Biru
    Stereo - Akai
    Cook - Giza-giza
    Ayos - Furo oke
    Fingernail - Koko
    Laughed - Anata-wa
    This - Itto
    Small piece of cloth - Retasu
    Cornfield - Mais-san
    Hindi Masyado - Natsu
    Cigarette - Yoshi
    Ipagpaumanhin - Kamisori
    Is this your property? - Arimoto?
    Yes, this is my property.- Arikoto.
    Is this yours? - Sayobato?
    This is mine. - Sakinitu.
    Can I have it? - Akinato?
    You can have it. - Sayonato.
    Can we have it? - Saminato?
    You can have it. - Sanyonato
    You've grown so thin! - Kitanabutomo!
    We saw each other. - Kitakami.
    We had a big get-together. - Kitakitakami.
    That was my assumption. - Inakarako.
    We will boycott the election. - Kaminoboto.
    Are you a victim of discrimination? - Minamatakaba?
    I give up. - Sukonako.
    Ouch! - Haraiku!
    What a sad life it is. - Hainaku.
    Is this your car? - Otomoto?
    Is this my car? - Otokoto?
    Is this your noodles? - Mikimoto?
    I'll take this. - Kukuninkoto.
    This is my desk. - Itodesko.
    Speechless? - Wasabe?
    An ampalaya (bittermelon) - Kurukurubot
    What are your thoughts? - Kuru-kuromo?
    I am thinking. - Munimuniko.
    Are you playing the guitar? - Gigitaraka?
    Is this your underwear? - Jakeemoto?
    Are you annoyed already? - Iniskanabane?
    You're crazy!!! - Sirauromo!!!

    haha... korni yan!

    ^^haha.. XD nice giel..


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    Post by [FM] LyLe on Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:16 pm

    wahaha..dami nyo alam!


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    Post by SOULBREAKER.o17ü on Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:03 pm

    next?


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    Post by decayedFairytale* on Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:42 am

    Manny: "napanood mo na ba yung toilet?"

    Jinkee: "anung toilet?"

    Manny: "yung may bampira"

    XD wala lang.


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    Post by [FM] LyLe on Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:36 am

    aus ah..toilet^^

    db c paqcuiao bida dun?


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    Post by decayedFairytale* on Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:29 pm

    "noon, hindi lahat ng babae, maganda...

    ngaun, hindi lahat ng maganda, babae...
    " -the best!

    "noon, hindi lahat ng lalaki, gwapo...

    ngaun, hindi lahat ng gwapo, lalaki..."
    -isa pa toh! XD (insan: "bakit yung mga gwapo ngaun puro bakla?!")


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