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    Post by  on Fri May 01, 2009 3:01 pm

    next pls..


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    Post by SOULBREAKER.o17ü on Fri May 01, 2009 6:25 pm

    next daw ohh..


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    Post by W32.Downadup.D on Sat May 02, 2009 4:54 pm

    oi
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    next nga ah!!!!!!!


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    Post by  on Sat May 02, 2009 5:11 pm

    nxt na alvin..


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    Post by SOULBREAKER.o17ü on Sat May 02, 2009 10:01 pm

    chuchu naman..

    e2:

    Q: What weighs six tons and wears a glass slipper??
    A: Cinder-elephant!
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    Q: What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?
    A: Hip-hop..
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    Post by  on Sat May 02, 2009 10:05 pm

    hehehe next na


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    Post by  on Sun May 03, 2009 1:45 pm

    FROG: what does my future hold?
    FAIRY: you'll meet someone who wants to know everything about you.
    FROG: great! Will I meet her in a party?
    FAIRY: no. in biology class


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    Post by SOULBREAKER.o17ü on Sun May 03, 2009 10:42 pm

    next?


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    Post by  on Sun May 03, 2009 10:57 pm

    next na


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    Post by SOULBREAKER.o17ü on Sun May 03, 2009 11:17 pm

    next daw!


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    Post by  on Mon May 04, 2009 4:42 pm

    Commercial muna

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    Dalawang pipi nag-away

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    Grabe ang away nila noh? How sad, sayang ang friendship nila.


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    Post by  on Mon May 04, 2009 4:48 pm

    Aba Naman Gloria, Puno Ka Na Nang Grasya!
    Ang Yaman Ng Bansa Ay Sumaiyo Na.
    Sa Husay Ni Garci Naging Pekeng Pangulo Ka
    Bukod Kang Mandaraya Sa Babaeng Lahat.
    Pinagpala Rin Mangurakot, Asawa’t Mo’t Anak.
    Kaya’t Sa Amin Wala Ng Natira.
    Konsensyahin Ka Nawa.


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    Post by  on Mon May 04, 2009 4:50 pm

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    “…for I am wonderfully made…” PSALM 139:14

    Interpretation: Nilikha akong gwapo at kahalihalina!

    Wag ka nang kumuntra baka ma-karma ka… Holy Scripture na ang may sabi nyan.


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    Post by  on Mon May 04, 2009 5:18 pm

    JocJoc Bolante Favorite Nursery Rhyme



    FG, FG

    I am sick…

    Please call Gloria very quick…

    Gloria,

    Gloria, shall I die?


    No, my JocJoc

    Just lie and lie…


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    Post by SOULBREAKER.o17ü on Mon May 04, 2009 5:24 pm

    oke #1

    Amo: Bakit ka umiiyak?

    Katulong: Sabi po in dok tatanggalan po ako ng butlig

    Amo: Butlig lang iiyak ka na…

    Katulong: Kasi ok lang kung right lig or left lig lang o… Pero bakit naman butligs pa…..


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    Post by SOULBREAKER.o17ü on Mon May 04, 2009 5:25 pm

    Joke #2

    Doc: Ano trabaho MO hija?

    Girl: Substitute Po

    Doc: Hindi kaya prostitute?

    Girl: Hindi Po, mama ko Po ang prostitute at kung may sakit siya ako o yung substitute….


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    Post by SOULBREAKER.o17ü on Mon May 04, 2009 5:27 pm

    Joke #3

    Doc: For your health take only a cup of rice, lean meat and a saucer of kangkong. Fruits for dessert and lots of juice….

    Fat guy: Doc, shall I take them before or after meals?

    Joke #4

    Nahuling may kodigo ang estudyante…

    Guro: Ano ‘to?

    Estudyante: Prayer ko Po , ma’am!

    Guro: At bakit answers ang nakasulat?!!!

    Estudyante: Naku! Sinagot na ang prayers ko!


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    Joke #6

    Usapan ng dalawang mayabang…

    Tomas: Ang galing ng aso ko! Tuwing umaga, dala niya ang dyaryo sa akin.

    Diego: Alam ko.

    Tomas: Ha? Paano mo nalaman?

    Diego: Ikinukuwento sa akin ng aso ko


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    Post by SOULBREAKER.o17ü on Mon May 04, 2009 5:29 pm

    Joke #7

    Josh: Kumusta ang assignment?

    Ricardo: Masama. Wala akong nasagutan. Blank paper ang ipinasa ko.

    Josh: Naku, ako rin! Paano ‘yan? Baka isipin nila, nagkopyahan tayo?!

    Joke #8

    Toto: Pangarap ko, kumita ng P250,000 monthly gaya ni daddy!

    Juvy: Wow! Ganyan kalaki ang kinikita ng daddy mo?

    Toto: Hindi! ‘Yan din ang pangarap niya!


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    Post by SOULBREAKER.o17ü on Mon May 04, 2009 5:29 pm

    Joke #9

    Dok: May taning na ang buhay mo.

    Juan: Wala na bang pag-asa? Ano po ba ang dapat kong gawin?

    Dok: Mag-asawa ka na lang ng pangit at bungangera.

    Juan: Bakit, gagaling po ba ako ru’n?

    Dok: Hindi, pero mas gugustuhin mo pang mamatay kesa mabuhay!


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    Post by  on Mon May 04, 2009 5:31 pm

    hahaha

    …Kung Tagalog ang Math


    Sa lahat ng subject sa school ang pinaka-nosebleed ay ang Math. Ang lahat ng sang-ayon sa akin sumigaw ng AAHHOO! AAHHOO! AAHHOO! Kahit pina-uso na ni Inday ang mga nosebleed words na sagad hangang alapa-ap ang sobrang taas na nagpadugo sa ating mga ilong, wala paring tatalo sa litro-litro at galon-galon na dugo na umagos sa ating ilong, gilagid at pati mata basta Math ang pinag-usapan.

    Sobrang talaga por eksampol: “The function of y is equal to the value of the function of x where x is equal to x squared plus 5 and has an inverse relation y equal to f raised to the power of -1, which is equal to the square root of x minus 5.” Oh Lord, help me!!! Pati kili-kili ko nagbe-bleed. Ngumingilo pati patay na kuko ko sa paa.

    Sa ganoong kadahilanan naiisip ko, “Paano kaya kung i-tagalog ang Math?” Wala lang, naiisip lang ng coconut-milking brains ko. Mabawasan kaya ang nosebleed level? Kasi nga mas madali na nating maintindihan kasi awr beri on langweds na ang medyum of instrakyon. Teka lang, bakit nga ba medium of instruction ang tawag dun, hindi ba pwedeng large of instruction para mas malaki? Bak tu da isyu, paano kaya kung tagalong ang math?


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    Post by  on Mon May 04, 2009 5:32 pm

    Por eksampol namber wan:English: The square root of x squared is x.

    Tagalog: Ang parisukat ugat ng ekis sa kapangyarihan ng dalawa ay ekis.



    Eksampol namber tu:



    English: Find the roots of four x to the sixth power minus three x squared plus three.

    Tagalog: Hanapin ang ugat ng apat na ekis sa ika-anim na kapangyarihan, bawasan ng tatlong ekis na pinarisukat at dagdagan ng tatlo.


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    Post by  on Mon May 04, 2009 5:38 pm

    Paris Hilton Prayer

    Armani,
    Which art in Hermes,
    Hallowed be thy Gucci.
    Thy Cartier watch,
    Thy Prada bag,
    On Rodeo,
    As it is in Tiffany’s.
    Give us this day, our Visa Titanium
    And forgive us this overdraft,
    As we forgive those who decline our
    Mastercard.
    Lead us not into JC Penney,
    And deliver us from Sears.
    For thine is the Chanel, the
    Gaultier, and the Versace,
    For Dolce and Gabbana…
    Amex.


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    Post by  on Mon May 04, 2009 5:40 pm

    Food for Thought (Mga Pa-utot)

    Huwag mong isiping panget ka, maiinis ka lang.
    Always remember no matter how bad you are, you are not totally useless. You can always be use as a bad example.
    Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
    What is beauty if blog is empty?
    Two heads are better than one foot.
    Don’t say bad words, when your mouth is full.
    Sabi ng bulag: “To see is to believe”.
    According to my former boss: “Whether you like it or not, you like it!”


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