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    Post by SOULBREAKER.o17ü on Mon May 04, 2009 11:42 pm

    ^^ayos ahh..


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    Post by  on Tue May 05, 2009 1:02 am

    paris hilton's prayer hahah


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    Post by W32.Downadup.D on Tue May 05, 2009 4:51 pm

    hahaha
    wasak!!!


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    Post by  on Tue May 05, 2009 5:11 pm

    http://bookforshort.forumakers.com/creative-suite-f8/joke-time-t144-110.htm

    basahin nio gloria's prayer at jocjoc's nursery rhyme


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    Post by W32.Downadup.D on Tue May 05, 2009 11:54 pm

    hahaha

    ankulet


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    Post by  on Wed May 06, 2009 12:06 am

    ulitin ko

    Aba Naman Gloria, Puno Ka Na Nang Grasya!
    Ang Yaman Ng Bansa Ay Sumaiyo Na.
    Sa Husay Ni Garci Naging Pekeng Pangulo Ka
    Bukod Kang Mandaraya Sa Babaeng Lahat.
    Pinagpala Rin Mangurakot, Asawa’t Mo’t Anak.
    Kaya’t Sa Amin Wala Ng Natira.
    Konsensyahin Ka Nawa.


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    Post by W32.Downadup.D on Wed May 06, 2009 12:15 am

    sa text ko nabasa yan
    ifinorward sakin


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    Post by  on Wed May 06, 2009 12:21 am

    haha katawa talaga


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    Post by [FM]thirteen on Wed May 06, 2009 11:32 am

    Kaya’t Sa Amin Wala Ng Natira.
    Konsensyahin Ka Nawa.




    lol.


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    Post by  on Wed May 06, 2009 12:57 pm

    haha that's catchy


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    Post by .bad cheetah. on Wed May 06, 2009 12:58 pm

    oooh...
    next! haha, :]
    harvy, chupi...
    waha!


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    Post by  on Wed May 06, 2009 2:12 pm

    ganun giel sumimasen


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    Post by W32.Downadup.D on Wed May 06, 2009 2:14 pm

    next!


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    Post by  on Wed May 06, 2009 2:20 pm

    Minsan sa pag-ibig kailangan nating pumili. Ikaw, sino pipiliin mo? Yung taong mahal ka O ang pusa ng nagbe-breakdance?



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    Tanong: Tayo dalawa na ba?

    Sagot: Hindi pa. Betty La Fea pa lang


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    Post by  on Wed May 06, 2009 2:20 pm

    Tanong: Sino asawa ni Mr. Bean

    Sagot: Si Abrila Bean (yung kumanta ng Hey, hey! You, you! I could be your girlfriend…)



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    Byter: Bakit ka dyan naghihilamos sa inodoro!?

    Rougan: Bakit! Malinis naman at malinaw ang tubig dito ah!

    Byter: Oo nga. Dyan nga ako umiinom eh. Tapos hinihilamusan mo lang! Wag ganun babe. Kadiri ha eh…


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    Post by  on Wed May 06, 2009 2:23 pm

    Keep Bleeding Love - Official Video in Kabayo Edition

    Idol mo si Leona Lewis? Pwes, kung idol mo sya nararapat at karapat dapat panoorin mo ang sumpa ng kabayo…este performance ng kabayo na ito. It is required, compulsory, mandatory, necessary, vital, obligatory at kung anu-ano pang synonyms ng kinakailangan. Bagay na bagay ang title na Bleeding Love kasi talagang duduguin ka.

    Anak naman talaga ng kabayo, kung hindi dudugo ang ilong mo sigurado dudugo ang ngala-ngala pati ang gilagid mo sa kakatawa sa kabayong… Kung sino man ang may-ari ng kabayong iyan, pwede mo syang mapagkitaan sa perya at mga fiesta, malaki ang kikitain mo dyan.

    Watch Leona Lewis – Keep Bleeding Love, The Kabayo Version!

    itutuloy...


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    Post by  on Wed May 06, 2009 2:24 pm



    Sa lips at sa musles palang patay na si Leona Lewis.


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    Post by .bad cheetah. on Wed May 06, 2009 2:24 pm

    huh? di ko nagets... wahehe!


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    Post by  on Wed May 06, 2009 2:31 pm

    panoorin mo na lng kasi


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    Post by .bad cheetah. on Wed May 06, 2009 2:32 pm

    ah, may video palang kasama! waha... :]


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    Post by  on Wed May 06, 2009 2:35 pm

    yan kasi


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    Post by .bad cheetah. on Wed May 06, 2009 2:37 pm

    mamaya kung anung meron,
    haha! :]

    napanood mo na?


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    Post by  on Wed May 06, 2009 2:46 pm

    censored yan pasintabi sa kumakain

    Minsan sa pag-ibig kailangan nating pumili. Ikaw, sino pipiliin mo? Yung taong mahal ka O ang pusa ng nagbe-breakdance?


    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -


    Tanong: Tayo dalawa na ba?

    Sagot: Hindi pa. Betty La Fea pa lang

    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    Tanong: Sino asawa ni Mr. Bean

    Sagot: Si Abrila Bean (yung kumanta ng Hey, hey! You, you! I could be your girlfriend…)

    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    Byter: Bakit ka dyan naghihilamos sa inodoro!?

    Rougan: Bakit! Malinis naman at malinaw ang tubig dito ah!

    Byter: Oo nga. Dyan nga ako umiinom eh. Tapos hinihilamusan mo lang! Wag ganun babe. Kadiri ha eh…

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    Sa swimming pool:

    Bata1: Whaaahhh!!! Tulong! Tulong! Hindi ako marunong lumangoy!!!

    Bata2: Eh ano ngayon. Ako nga di ako marunong mag-piano, sinisigaw ko ba? Tse….PAPANSIN!


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    Post by .bad cheetah. on Wed May 06, 2009 2:50 pm

    haha, nakakatawa naman...
    adik ung may inidoro, waha!


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    Post by  on Wed May 06, 2009 2:58 pm

    Hawak Kamay - The Drinker’s Version

    Minsan madarama mo masarap ang tumoma
    Minsan nasusuka naman at masasabing di ko na kaya
    Tumingin ka lang sa langit
    Baka sakaling malipaspasan
    O di kaya’y ako’y tawagin
    Malalaman mong kahit kaylan

    Hawak Tanduay
    Di kita iiwan sa pagtagay
    Sa basong itong walang hugasan
    Hawak Tanduay
    Di kita bibigyan ng pulutan
    Na puno ng palaman

    Minsan nadarama mo ang mundoy umiikot sa ibabaw ng iyong kama
    At ang agos sa pagsuka’y dinidighay ka
    Tumingin ka lang sa langit
    Baka sakaling malipaspasan
    O di kaya’y ako’y tawagin
    Malalaman mong kahit kaylan (repeat refrain)

    Huwag mong sabihin iisa ka pa
    Laging isipin naduduwal ka na
    Narito ang supot Narito banyo


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