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    Post by  on Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:45 pm

    Mrs. Spanish Teacher: Class use 'fuera' in a sentence.
    Student: Mis maestras son bonitas (my teachers are beautiful).
    Mrs. Spanish Teacher: Oh, that's very flattering but where's 'fuera'?
    Student: Fuera ka!


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    Post by W32.Downadup.D on Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:46 pm

    andami talagang alam..

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    Post by  on Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:48 pm

    Bobo: Pare hulaan mo ugali ko, nagsisimula sa letter A
    Pare: Approachable?
    Bobo: Mali
    Pare: Amiable
    Bobo: Malipa rin
    Pare: O sige, sirit na nga
    Bobo: Anest

    ang korni nga


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    Post by W32.Downadup.D on Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:49 pm

    meron bang matindi dyan??
    ung mapapatawa ako ng malakas?
    ahahaha

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    Post by  on Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:54 pm

    bakit

    eto n lng

    A naked girl rode on a taxi:
    "Bakit" asked the girl at the driver na nakatitig sa katawan nya
    "Ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng hubad?"
    Driver: "Hindi po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago pamasahe mong pang bayad sa akin"


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    Post by  on Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:55 pm

    Wife shouting..... "Honey mag-impake ka na, nanalo ako sa lotto"
    Husband: "Wow, anong dadalhin ko?"











    Wife: "Wala akong pakialam basta lumayas ka na"
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    Pasyente: Dok, bakit po ganito ang operasyon sa ulo ko?
    Halos kita na ang utak ko
    Doctor: Ok lang yan, yan ang tinatawag na open minded.


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    Pare 1: 'Pare, magkaiba medyas mo, isang pula at isang azul'
    Pare 2: 'Ewan ko nga kung saan nabili ng misis ko ito. May isa pa nga
    akongpares na ganito rin and kulay sa bahay'


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    Doc: Ano trabaho mo, hija?
    Girl: Substitute po
    Doc: Hindi kaya prostitute?
    Girl: Hindi po, mama ko po ang prostitute; at kung may sakit siya,
    ako po yung substitute...

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    Post by W32.Downadup.D on Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:16 pm

    nyc one harvy

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    Post by .bad cheetah. on Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:47 pm

    wahahaha! nagetz ko naman ung iba kaya natawa din ako... kaso di halakhak, nyahahahaha! :]

    pasponsor...

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    Post by  on Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:00 pm

    oo nga eh, ako rin, smile nga lng sa akin


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    Post by SOULBREAKER.o17ü on Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:40 pm

    XD


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    Post by  on Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:10 am

    Hahaha


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    Post by [FM] LyLe on Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:56 am

    wahah..nice joke ah..hrp mag getz^^


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    Post by  on Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:51 am

    A lizard fell on a table.
    Genius: Oh! reptila scincidae;
    Kikay: Eew, lizard!;
    Astig: Sheeet, butiki!;
    Mataray: Shucks, butiks!;
    Mayaman: Yuck! Lacoste!;
    Mahirap: Pare, ulam!


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    Post by  on Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:53 am

    Bakit 'S' ang nasa costume ni Superman?
    Wala na kasing medium! Napansin mo, fit masyado, di ba?





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    Boy: Kukunin ko ang mga bituin at ibibigay ko sa iyo!
    Girl: Shut up! Hindi mo nga makuha yang kulangot mo, bituin pa!


    Boy: Ay sorry, hindi ko alam na ito pala ang gusto mo!





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    Ice cream ba talaga yung inendorse in Pacquiao sa TV ad nya na Nestle Ice Cream? Akala ko kasi, softdrinks. Kasi, sabi nya, 'Oh mga bata, Mirinda
    na!'


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    Post by  on Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:56 am

    Boy Guwapo + Girl Ganda = Perfect Couple.
    Boy Guwapo + Girl Panget = True Love.
    Boy Panget + Girl Ganda = Galing Diskarte.
    Boy Panget + Girl Panget = SUKOB!




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    Erap at Starbucks.
    Erap: Waiter, isang kape nga!
    Waiter: Sir, decaf ho ba?
    Erap: Syempre! Bobo! Lahat ng kape, de cup!
    Bakit, may nakaplato ba?!


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    Post by  on Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:06 pm

    AMERICAN ENGLISH:
    Eat All You Can,
    don't be shy,
    feel at home!



    IN TAGALOG:
    kain lang kayo ng kain,
    walanghiya kayo,
    pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo to!


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    Post by .bad cheetah. on Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:16 am

    nyek... haha!
    multiple post oh... tsktsk! haha...


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    Post by  on Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:54 pm

    pwede un Hahaha


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    Post by .bad cheetah. on Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:20 pm

    oh? pwede pala un dito... nyaha! :}

    matry nga...


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    Post by  on Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:27 pm

    dito lng


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    Post by .bad cheetah. on Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:35 pm

    haha... jowk pa!


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    Post by  on Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:42 pm

    mea tinatamad ako


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    Post by .bad cheetah. on Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:23 pm

    haha!
    naglog-out ka ata...


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    Post by SOULBREAKER.o17ü on Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:24 pm

    ^^ei..bawal yun ahh^^ spam? sa spam area lang dapat yan ah!


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    Post by .bad cheetah. on Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:35 pm

    haha... bawal ba un? hehe!


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