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Post n°51

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Post by Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:45 pm

Mrs. Spanish Teacher: Class use 'fuera' in a sentence.
Student: Mis maestras son bonitas (my teachers are beautiful).
Mrs. Spanish Teacher: Oh, that's very flattering but where's 'fuera'?
Student: Fuera ka!

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Post n°52

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Post by W32.Downadup.D Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:46 pm

andami talagang alam..

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Post n°53

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Post by Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:48 pm

Bobo: Pare hulaan mo ugali ko, nagsisimula sa letter A
Pare: Approachable?
Bobo: Mali
Pare: Amiable
Bobo: Malipa rin
Pare: O sige, sirit na nga
Bobo: Anest

ang korni nga

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Post n°54

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Post by W32.Downadup.D Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:49 pm

meron bang matindi dyan??
ung mapapatawa ako ng malakas?
ahahaha

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Post n°55

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Post by Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:54 pm

bakit

eto n lng

A naked girl rode on a taxi:
"Bakit" asked the girl at the driver na nakatitig sa katawan nya
"Ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng hubad?"
Driver: "Hindi po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago pamasahe mong pang bayad sa akin"

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Post n°56

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Post by Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:55 pm

Wife shouting..... "Honey mag-impake ka na, nanalo ako sa lotto"
Husband: "Wow, anong dadalhin ko?"

Wife: "Wala akong pakialam basta lumayas ka na"
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Pasyente: Dok, bakit po ganito ang operasyon sa ulo ko?
Halos kita na ang utak ko
Doctor: Ok lang yan, yan ang tinatawag na open minded.

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Pare 1: 'Pare, magkaiba medyas mo, isang pula at isang azul'
Pare 2: 'Ewan ko nga kung saan nabili ng misis ko ito. May isa pa nga
akongpares na ganito rin and kulay sa bahay'

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Doc: Ano trabaho mo, hija?
Girl: Substitute po
Doc: Hindi kaya prostitute?
Girl: Hindi po, mama ko po ang prostitute; at kung may sakit siya,
ako po yung substitute...

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Post n°57

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Post by W32.Downadup.D Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:16 pm

nyc one harvy

.bad cheetah.

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Post n°58

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Post by .bad cheetah. Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:47 pm

wahahaha! nagetz ko naman ung iba kaya natawa din ako... kaso di halakhak, nyahahahaha! :]

pasponsor...

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Post n°59

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Post by Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:00 pm

oo nga eh, ako rin, smile nga lng sa akin

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Post by SOULBREAKER.o17ü Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:40 pm

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Post n°61

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Post by Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:10 am

[FM] LyLe

[FM] LyLe: Resignin; ...And How can I stand here with you and not be moved by you?...Would you tell me how could it be any better than this?...
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Post n°62

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Post by [FM] LyLe Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:56 am

wahah..nice joke ah..hrp mag getz^^

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Post n°63

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Post by Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:51 am

A lizard fell on a table.
Genius: Oh! reptila scincidae;
Kikay: Eew, lizard!;
Astig: Sheeet, butiki!;
Mataray: Shucks, butiks!;
Mayaman: Yuck! Lacoste!;
Mahirap: Pare, ulam!

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Post n°64

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Post by Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:53 am

Bakit 'S' ang nasa costume ni Superman?
Wala na kasing medium! Napansin mo, fit masyado, di ba?

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Boy: Kukunin ko ang mga bituin at ibibigay ko sa iyo!
Girl: Shut up! Hindi mo nga makuha yang kulangot mo, bituin pa!

Boy: Ay sorry, hindi ko alam na ito pala ang gusto mo!

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Ice cream ba talaga yung inendorse in Pacquiao sa TV ad nya na Nestle Ice Cream? Akala ko kasi, softdrinks. Kasi, sabi nya, 'Oh mga bata, Mirinda
na!'

ang kokorni

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Post n°65

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Post by Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:56 am

Boy Guwapo + Girl Ganda = Perfect Couple.
Boy Guwapo + Girl Panget = True Love.
Boy Panget + Girl Ganda = Galing Diskarte.
Boy Panget + Girl Panget = SUKOB!

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Erap at Starbucks.
Erap: Waiter, isang kape nga!
Waiter: Sir, decaf ho ba?
Erap: Syempre! Bobo! Lahat ng kape, de cup!
Bakit, may nakaplato ba?!

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Post n°66

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Post by Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:06 pm

AMERICAN ENGLISH:
Eat All You Can,
don't be shy,
feel at home!

IN TAGALOG:
kain lang kayo ng kain,
walanghiya kayo,
pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo to!

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Post n°67

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Post by .bad cheetah. Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:16 am

nyek... haha!
multiple post oh... tsktsk! haha...

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Post n°68

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Post by Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:54 pm

pwede un

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Post n°69

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Post by .bad cheetah. Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:20 pm

oh? pwede pala un dito... nyaha! :}

matry nga...

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Post n°70

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Post by Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:27 pm

dito lng

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Post n°71

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Post by .bad cheetah. Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:35 pm

haha... jowk pa!

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Post n°72

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Post by Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:42 pm

mea tinatamad ako

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Post n°73

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Post by .bad cheetah. Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:23 pm

haha!
naglog-out ka ata...

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Post n°74

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Post by SOULBREAKER.o17ü Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:24 pm

^^ei..bawal yun ahh^^ spam? sa spam area lang dapat yan ah!

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Post n°75

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Post by .bad cheetah. Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:35 pm

haha... bawal ba un? hehe!

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