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    Post by  Fri May 08, 2009 6:52 pm

    i hereby tender my irrevocable resignaton as your employee effective today. it has been a pleasant stay with you, but owing to personal reasons, I am compelled to move on. i would like to thank you and your good management for the wonderful experience accorded to me during my stay with you...

    yours truly,
    Inday...


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    Post by  Fri May 08, 2009 6:54 pm

    MAM: inday,pakikuha nga yung VOGUE MAGAZINE ko.

    INDAY: hindi po yun bog mam,bogyo po yun.

    MAM: inday,vog lang ang pagbasa nun.

    INDAY: ok mam,bog na kung bog.No nid to
    ARG
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    Post by  Fri May 08, 2009 6:58 pm

    Boy Abunda: Inday, isang tanong. Diretsahan tayo. Baket ba mukhang ang lawak ng iyong pinag-aralan sa iba’t ibang larangan ng sining at teknolohiya? Ano ang nagsilbing inspirasyon sayo para gawin ito?


    Inday: Boy, don’t you know how to count? Nevermind… to paraphrase Hayek, exclusive concentration on a specialty has a peculiarly baneful effect: it will not merely prevent us from being attractive company or good citizens but may impair our competence in our proper field.



    Boy: Ahhh… [sabay kamot sa ulo]Kris: Boy, pinapahiya mo naman ang show eh. Ganito dapat. Inday, what Boy meant was what made you decide to pursue the knowledge of different academic uhh … ahh subjects?



    Inday: Kris my dear, it’s either you’re not satisfied with my previous answer or simply did not understand it. I’ll just assume the latter. You see, these are all simply my abiding interests and all these tributaries flow into the same river. The thought of one’s research going into ever decreasing, derivative and infertile circles, just depresses me. Getz?



    Boy and Kris: [sabay nag-nosebleed at nagtawag ng commercial break]
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    Post by  Fri May 08, 2009 6:59 pm

    Nanay: Day, ba’t ba ang tigas-tigas ng ulo mo?

    Inday: Inay, intransigence is just normal for us juveniles.

    Nanay: Day, anong nakain mo? I’m perturbed by your words.

    Inday: Nay, ala namang gantihan…

    – noong bata si Inday

    yan muna ngaun
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    Post by W32.Downadup.D Fri May 08, 2009 11:10 pm

    adik
    isa nanamang pampadami ng post
    galing mu talaga harvy
    haha...


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    Post by  Fri May 08, 2009 11:19 pm

    haha ganun talaga..mas marami ito
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    Post by  Fri May 08, 2009 11:22 pm

    Amo: Inday, paki-abot nga ‘yung ketchup…

    Inday: While it can hardly be considered a health food, ketchup has been found to be a beneficial source of lycopene, an antioxidant which fights some forms of cancer. This is particularly true of the organic brands of ketchup. In fact, organic brands were found to contain three times as much lycopene as non-organic brands. Ketchup, much like marinara sauce and other cooked tomato foods, yields higher levels of lycopene per serving because cooking makes lycopene in tomatoes more bio-available.

    Amo: Gaga!
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    Post by  Fri May 08, 2009 11:23 pm

    Sa Resto:

    Waiter : Ano po order nila maam?

    Amo: Ung fried chicken meal na lang. Ikaw inday,ano sayo?

    Inday: I would like to partake of a dish of sautéed pork and chicken,boiled in thick essence of soy and cane extracts,with copious amount of garlic, onion and laurel,sprinkled generously with fine spices and served with generous helping of root crop and a helping of rice.

    Amo: Iho, paorder daw ng adobo with rice

    natatawa talaga ako dito,hahaha
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    Post by  Fri May 08, 2009 11:24 pm

    haha eto mas nakakatawa....

    Amo: Mula ngayon, wala nang magsasalita ng Ingles. Ang sinumang magpadugo ng ilong ko at sa mga anak ko, palalayasin sa pamamahay na ‘to. klaro ba?


    Inday: Ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw, sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunamgunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran. Tatalikdan ang matayog at palalong banyagang wika, manapay kakalingain, bibigkasin at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkolooban.


    Amo: [no comment][dugo ilong]
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    Post by W32.Downadup.D Fri May 08, 2009 11:48 pm

    haha..
    nakakailan ka na nga eh..
    dito pa lang
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    Post by  Fri May 08, 2009 11:51 pm

    Consul: Why do you wanna go to the US?
    Amo: To travel to visit friends and fly the airplane.
    Consul: Denied!

    Consul: And you?
    Inday: For life is a never-ending pursuit of material and social satisfaction that I tender my great intent of actualizing a transpacific journey to the land of milk and honey. An affable sanctuary where dreams become reality and a perfect habitat where souls like mine can reach the pedestal of freedom.
    Consul: Lifetime multiple entry VISA granted!

    Amo: Whaaat!!!
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    Post by  Fri May 08, 2009 11:51 pm

    Jeepney Driver: Hoy bakit sais alng ang binayd mo?! Syete na pamasahe naguon!

    Inday: I am currently enrooled in a 2-year vocational course in an academic institution. therefore, I am a student and, by this fact, I am entitled to have the inalienable right to avail of a certain discount on my jeepney fare. This is why I provided a payment less than what you expected because that is according to the law as stated in the fare matrix.

    Driver: (nosebleed)
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    Post by  Fri May 08, 2009 11:52 pm

    eto nakakatawa

    Overnight, inaral ng amo ni inday ang dictionary para may pangtapat na siya kay inday


    Amo: so inday, tell me, how do you accept the fact that you are just a mere chaimbermaid in this extravagant mansion??



    *suspense muna*




    Inday:una camarera?eres tan pathetic. La unica razon que inscribi tu casa es porque nada esta sucediendo dentro de tu casa cuasi-agradable. Quisiera traer una poca clase en este hogar pero conjeturo que no puedo porque esta casa es fea.

    Amo: what??!!(dumudugo na ilong)
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    Post by  Fri May 08, 2009 11:53 pm

    Nang nakauwi si Inday matapos mamalengke, nagalit ang kanyang amo…

    Amo: Inday, hindi mo ba natanggap text ko? Tinext kita sabi ko bumili ka na rin ng giniling. Selpon selpon ka pa di naman nakakareceive ng text.

    Inday: It’s not that I can’t receive any messages, it’s just that I was at a place with a weak cellular signal. You see, even though longer wavelengths have the advantage of being able to diffract to a greater degree and are less reliant on line of sight to obtain a good signal, it can still attenuate significantly. And because the frequencies which cell phones use are too high to reflect off the ionosphere as shortwave radio waves do, cell phone waves cannot travel via the ionospohere.

    Amo: Pa-ayono-ayonospir ka pang nalalaman. magsaing ka na nga bago dumugo na naman ilong ko.

    [naks mukhang ECE graduate din ata si Inday]
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    Post by  Fri May 08, 2009 11:57 pm

    Guess what? Those not-so stunning guys keeps on staring at my newly manicured nails while the copy-cat freaks envy my stylishly cut mane. Unfortunately after a great day at the spa, I have to step on this muddy and stinking place just to purchase some veggies!

    - Si Inday, nakikipagchikahan sa tindera sa palengke.
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    Post by  Fri May 08, 2009 11:58 pm

    How dare u t0 insinuate such intolerable act of abusing our nature from a mere scrap of humanity such as
    you. If you further insist, i’ll be forced to use my mental and physical capabilities just to pulverize u!

    Litanya ni inday nung may nagtapon ng balat ng kendi sa tapat ng bhay ng amo nya..
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    Post by  Fri May 08, 2009 11:58 pm

    “If the two eventually fell in love, despite the disparity of their ages and academic levels, this only lends substance to the truism that the heart has reasons for its own which reason does not know.”

    Iyan naman ang sagot ni INDAY sa ina ni DODONG na tutol sa kanilang pagmamahalan.
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    Post by  Fri May 08, 2009 11:59 pm

    Amo: Inday, ba’t sinisipon si Junior?

    Inday: He came in direct contact from surfaces contaminated with rhinoviruses which entered the cells of the lining of his nasopharynx which in turn rapidly multiplied. Thus, giving him a viral infectious disease of the upper respiratory system called acute viral nasopharyngitis.

    Amo: [nosebleed sabay nataranta] what??! tumawag ka ng ambulansya! bilis!

    Inday: Hayy, you’re so ignorant. As if you have not been afflicted with the common cold in the course of your existence.
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    Post by  Sat May 09, 2009 12:01 am

    Inday: Are you certain that you want to transfer me back to earth?

    St. Peter: Oo! Langya ka! Mano-nose bleed lang yung mga kaluluwa dito! Dun ka na uli magkalat sa lupa!
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    Post by W32.Downadup.D Sat May 09, 2009 11:42 pm

    haha..
    lupet ni inday....
    go inday!
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    Post by SOULBREAKER.o17ü Sun May 10, 2009 12:11 pm

    ^^addict!!
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    Post by  Sun May 10, 2009 2:46 pm

    si inday pa...lupet nian
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    Post by W32.Downadup.D Sun May 10, 2009 3:02 pm

    haha...
    inday para sa darating na eleksyon
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    Post by  Sun May 10, 2009 3:20 pm

    ganun..haha
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    Post by W32.Downadup.D Sun May 10, 2009 3:26 pm

    yeah ganun

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