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    Post by  on Mon May 11, 2009 7:53 pm

    “It’s absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because they suck!”



    - Inday, kasama si Junior sa principal’s office.


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    Post by  on Mon May 11, 2009 7:53 pm

    “Bloody hell!!! What the f*ck did just landed on my cutie top? I mean I’ve spent all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think I’ll have this eewy thing removed in a whip wham of time!”



    - reaction ni Inday nung natalsikan sya ng mantika habang nagluluto ng tilapia


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    Post by  on Mon May 11, 2009 7:54 pm

    “Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution! “



    - si Inday, pinapaalis ang makulit na pulubi sa gate… (Taray talaga ni Inday!)


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    Post by  on Mon May 11, 2009 7:54 pm

    Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!
    Inday: Because I don’t want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.


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    Post by .bad cheetah. on Mon May 11, 2009 7:58 pm

    haha! galing magpalusot ni inday... ^^^


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    jokes Re: Inday

    Post by  on Mon May 11, 2009 8:02 pm

    Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!
    Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.

    Amo: (nosebleed)


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    jokes Re: Inday

    Post by  on Mon May 11, 2009 8:03 pm

    “Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be inflicted upon you!”



    - si Inday, pinagbabawalan ang mga bata na maglikot.


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    Post by  on Mon May 11, 2009 8:03 pm

    “Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they’ll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it’s harder when people can’t understand you for doing so.”



    - sagot ni Inday kung bakit umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.


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    Post by  on Mon May 11, 2009 8:04 pm

    “Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophilic migration occurs to the reaction site and release of chemotactic and anaphylotoxin including histamine and prostaglandins. These substance results to increase circulation to the site promoting redness.”



    - sagot ni inday nun tanungin ni sir kung bakit may rashes si Junior


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    jokes Re: Inday

    Post by  on Mon May 11, 2009 8:05 pm

    Did it ever occur to you that the ultraviolet rays of the idiot box can bring harmful radiation to the retinal area? It could lead to blurred vision, worse, permanent blindness?



    - pinagalitan ni inday si junior sa sobrang lapit manood ng Mr. Bean! (wahahahaha!)


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    jokes Re: Inday

    Post by  on Mon May 11, 2009 8:07 pm

    “Don’t limit my capacity in the 4 corners of this luxurious abode. Expose me to the real challenges of the outside world. I want to grow as an individual with dynamic experiences.”



    - Inday, nagrereklamo dahil ayaw isama sa Enchanted Kingdom.


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    jokes Re: Inday

    Post by  on Mon May 11, 2009 8:08 pm

    Inday: “i pity you for you have degraded you’re very own pride and dignityby resorting to this despicable behavior just for wealth. and i hope tha one day you’ll realize that you should not use humans as means of your ends. as what the great philosopher Kant uttered, “treat a man as an end in himself”.! – sagot ni inday sa holdaper na nanghoholdap sa kanya.

    Holdaper: Shut up,because if you don’t, the bullet in this gun will rest upon your empty head! – sagot holdaper



    - ang sosyal na talaga nila!!!


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    jokes Re: Inday

    Post by .bad cheetah. on Mon May 11, 2009 8:46 pm

    wow! sossy din si holdaper, waha...


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    jokes Re: Inday

    Post by W32.Downadup.D on Tue May 12, 2009 12:23 am

    may sipon na nga ako
    may nosebleed pa ako


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    jokes Re: Inday

    Post by  on Tue May 12, 2009 12:31 am

    “To forrestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the denial of your request. Petition denied.”



    - reply ni Inday nang i-text ni dodong kung pwede sya maging txtmate.


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    jokes Re: Inday

    Post by  on Tue May 12, 2009 12:31 am

    Amo: Inday bumili ka nga ng mga isda, ay oo nga pala, inglesera ka na ngayon, would you please buy many fishes for this week’s meals?

    Inday: Judging by your statement, I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term fishes though rarely used, connotes a plethora of different kinds of the said gilled aquatic creatures. But the most pressing question before I go to the wet market would be: what type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or fresh? (pauses) Ahh…given the meager budget afforded by this household’s quasi-peasant class taste, I assume I shall source the staple “galewng-gong“. Yes?

    Amo: Eh kung mag-empake ka na kaya?!


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    jokes Re: Inday

    Post by  on Tue May 12, 2009 12:31 am

    Thank you for calling. This is Indigh. How can I provide you world class service today?



    - Inday. Nag-call center na. Finally!!


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    jokes Re: Inday

    Post by  on Tue May 12, 2009 12:32 am

    Dear Sir/Madam,

    Attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisition in line with my proposal to upgrade your household facilities. I have already made initial survey of current market prices. Note however that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which we also monitor on an hourly basis.



    - si inday, nagpapaalam bumili ng bagong electric fan


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    jokes Re: Inday

    Post by  on Tue May 12, 2009 12:32 am

    Hell is a place with big houses, luxurious cars, grate tasting dishes and nonstop parties.

    And Heaven?

    It’s only a small room with nothing in it…but YOU….



    -message ni inday para kay dudung sa kanilang 1st monthsary


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    jokes Re: Inday

    Post by  on Tue May 12, 2009 12:33 am

    Sometimes, we fall in love and thought that it would be endless, we thank God for it.. but when someone comes and to make life better, what can we ask God then? You know what, I would ask God to make me love again… and this time.. make it permanent..



    - Sinabi ni Inday sa kanyang sarili ng iwan siya ni Dodong.


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    jokes Re: Inday

    Post by  on Tue May 12, 2009 12:33 am

    I’m still a human being, attracted to anyone my heart beats on, and I have my limitations in controlling my feelings. I have to push myself into not loving him. This is so wrong…

    Si Inday na-inlove sa amo. Ibang level na talaga…


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    jokes Re: Inday

    Post by  on Tue May 12, 2009 12:34 am

    What separates men from animals is his ability to talk and express his feelings. History has told us to fight when our right to communicate and self-expression is suppressed. If you don’t like what I say, the way I say it, or the manner I do it, I apologize. But don’t hinder me from practising my inherent right.



    - Sagot ni Inday ng mahuling nakikipagchismisan sa kapitbahay.


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    jokes Re: Inday

    Post by  on Tue May 12, 2009 12:34 am

    Much as I would want to indulge in the proliferation of such incident and malicious information, I want to lift the stigma and alleviate society’s perception of our profession. we are not here to thrive on humor but rather, we should engage in objective and top of the line service to our designated employers.



    - Inday (tumangging makipagtsismisan sa katulong sa kabilang bahay. Professionalism at its best!)


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    jokes Re: Inday

    Post by  on Tue May 12, 2009 12:36 am

    PERSONAL INFORMATION:

    Name: Inocencia Binayubay

    Nickname: Inday (of course)

    Age: 18

    Parents: Mang Andoy at Aling Seling

    Siblings: Iying – 13, Itoy – 8, Iking: 5

    Educ:

    College – La Salle Zobel 2nd year (Scholar)

    High School: P. Gomez High School (Valedictorian, Best in English)

    Elem: Sta. Monica Elem School (Valedictorian, best in dancing)

    Kaya pala…it shows!

    Work Experience: Household service manager (katulong) – Mr. and Mrs. Matapobre

    Died: May 12, 2009 Cause of death: Asphyxia due to strangulation (namatay sa sakal ng amo!)



    papatayin ko muna si inday...wala ung amo


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    jokes Re: Inday

    Post by W32.Downadup.D on Tue May 12, 2009 12:47 am

    nyc dami ah harvy


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